Yeah, that’s how we roll, dear friends/Embrace the Haiku
Grandma’s umbrella
And white face cream inches thick
Announces summer
~HL
How could I forget
Today is Haiku Tuesday?
Best day of the week.
~AM
Yeah! Sitting outside
to eat lunch two days running
on our brand new bench
~CP
My daughter’s hamster
Is getting to that dreadful
Expiration point
~HL
President David
Fell seven feet and grounded
Landed on his feet
~MH
Newton found the law
Most people find their butts bruised
David found his feet
~BB
tuesday troubadour
triplet tumbles tranquilly
tightly timed tempo
~jm
My big birthday wish
Is to be a smarter ass
Blow out the candles
~AM
Today is my day
So hold a glass high for me
Because I can’t drink
~TS
Poor sad shopping carts
All alone and forgotten
Who abandoned you?
~AM
Yay! Chelle is back
One more week without Chelle
Would have made me sob
~AM
Sigh. 5 syllables
Just aren’t enough to describe
@SheerID’s sales team.
~AM
10 times better than
Ninety percent of the rest
Of the calls I get
~AM
Double Haiku–
He hates his photo
His double chin looks too fat
I say “Too bad, sir”
But it makes me think
How do you solve the problem?
Can chins do sit-ups?
~AM
Email created
Only the best for our peeps
Sending success, yay!
~CP
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