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SheerID Haikus

What can we say? We like haikus.

Yeah, that’s how we roll,
dear friendsEmbrace the Haiku
Haiku everyday

~group effort


Grandma’s umbrella
And white face cream inches thick
Announces summer

~HL


 

How could I forget
Today is Haiku Tuesday?
Best day of the week.

~AM


Yeah! Sitting outside
to eat lunch two days running
on our brand new bench

~CP


 

My daughter’s hamster
Is getting to that dreadful
Expiration point

~HL


President David
Fell seven feet and grounded
Landed on his feet

~MH


 

Newton found the law
Most people find their butts bruised
David found his feet

~BB


tuesday troubadour
triplet tumbles tranquilly
tightly timed tempo

~jm


 

My big birthday wish
Is to be a smarter ass
Blow out the candles

~AM


Today is my day
So hold a glass high for me
Because I can’t drink

~TS


 

Poor sad shopping carts
All alone and forgotten
Who abandoned you?

~AM


Yay! Chelle is back
One more week without Chelle
Would have made me sob

~AM


 

Sigh. 5 syllables
Just aren’t enough to describe
@SheerID’s sales team.

~AM


10 times better than
Ninety percent of the rest
Of the calls I get

~AM


 

Double Haiku–

He hates his photo
His double chin looks too fat
I say “Too bad, sir”

But it makes me think
How do you solve the problem?
Can chins do sit-ups?

~AM


Email created
Only the best for our peeps
Sending success, yay!

~CP

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